華麗銅鑼灣酒店(原香港華麗精品酒店)

Absolutely pathetic

The location was decent. Not great, but walking distance to decent public transport and if you took all the right turns you didn't end up in a smelly meat market. Nothing else was remotely good.

The room was tiny, but that was expected. What wasn't expected was the absolutely terrible mattress. If there had been enough floor space I would have slept on the floor rather than this bumpy, lumpy mess. The room smelt terrible. In the shower you had to choose between water pressure or warm water, you couldn't get both. The staff were abrupt, if not outright rude. I've travelled to over 100 cities and stayed in many, many hotels, including quite a few Best Westerns. This would easily be in the bottom 1% - other than a motel in Atlantic City where there was a murder the night we stayed there I honestly cannot think of a worse hotel experience.